{"id":2265,"date":"2011-01-12T20:18:56","date_gmt":"2011-01-13T04:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/?p=2265"},"modified":"2018-11-30T17:49:47","modified_gmt":"2018-12-01T01:49:47","slug":"just-add-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/12\/just-add-pants-2265\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Add Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2272\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2272\" data-attachment-id=\"2272\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/12\/just-add-pants-2265\/bike_girl\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/bike_girl.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"667,1000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bike_girl\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;&#8220;Bike Girl.&#8221; $34&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/bike_girl-200x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/bike_girl.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2272\" title=\"bike_girl\" src=\"http:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/bike_girl-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/bike_girl-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/bike_girl.jpg 667w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2272\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Bike Girl.&#8221; $34<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Modern Mouse is easily the hippest store in Alameda&#8217;s Southshore mall, aka\u00a0&#8220;Alameda Towne Centre.&#8221; :p It&#8217;s got an\u00a0Etsy feel (many of their designers do have an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Etsy store<\/a>), and lots of stuff you never knew you needed but, once you see it, can&#8217;t live without: Fuzzy monster purses by Ghoulie Girls. Repurposed bicycle parts from Alameda&#8217;s Reinhardt Designs. <em>Living moss cuff links<\/em>. And the\u00a0coolest Ts from The Girl &amp; Rhino, and\u00a0fiftyseven-thirtythree.<\/p>\n<p>I was particularly taken with fiftyseven-thirtythree&#8217;s &#8220;Bike Girl,&#8221; which made me nostalgic for\u00a0Hopey from the Hernandez Brother&#8217;s &#8220;Love and Rockets&#8221; comic books.<\/p>\n<p>The label read,\u00a0&#8220;We make all our gear in East Oakland using water based, solvent free inks. No art directors, consultants, or teleconferencing were used in the production process. We hope it makes you look good, feel good, get laid&#8230;whatever makes you happy. Cheers.&#8221; Clearly these people have my best interests at heart. They are looking out for me. They have my BACK.<\/p>\n<p>5733 had operated out of an online store\u00a0as well as doing the street fair circuit. I met owner\u00a0Loretta Nguyen at Alameda&#8217;s Webster Street Jam Festival in September 2010 and learned that she had recently opened a brick-and-mortar store in Oakland. And finally, last week, I took a deep breath and left Alameda to check it out.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2268\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/12\/just-add-pants-2265\/street_5733\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/street_5733.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1024,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot SD790 IS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1294235043&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.2&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"street_5733\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/street_5733-300x168.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/street_5733.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2268\" title=\"street_5733\" src=\"http:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/street_5733.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"737\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/street_5733.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/street_5733-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 737px) 100vw, 737px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you didn&#8217;t know they were there, you\u00a0would walk right past their store. Armed with their address and a map&#8230; you&#8217;d probably still walk right past their store. They are wedged between a flower stand and Chinese herb store at\u00a04125 Piedmont Ave. 2nd Floor in Oakland, atop a picturesque wooden staircase. Now you know.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2275\" style=\"width: 458px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2275\" data-attachment-id=\"2275\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/12\/just-add-pants-2265\/sm_rack_5733\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/sm_rack_5733.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"448,252\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot SD790 IS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1294234837&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.2&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;250&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sm_rack_5733\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Nice rack&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/sm_rack_5733-300x168.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/sm_rack_5733.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2275\" title=\"sm_rack_5733\" src=\"http:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/sm_rack_5733.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/sm_rack_5733.jpg 448w, https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/sm_rack_5733-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2275\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nice rack<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2273\" style=\"width: 174px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2273\" data-attachment-id=\"2273\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/12\/just-add-pants-2265\/dressing\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/dressing.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"625,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"dressing\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Trying on Ts. I may have been flexing. A little bit.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/dressing-260x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/dressing.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2273 \" title=\"dressing\" src=\"http:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/dressing-260x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"164\" height=\"189\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/dressing-260x300.jpg 260w, https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/dressing.jpg 625w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 164px) 100vw, 164px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2273\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Trying on Ts. I may have been flexing a little bit.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>You&#8217;ll find everything from skate decks to dresses, including\u00a0lots and lots of Ts and hoodies, with a bargain bin of items with slight printing errors. The store is small but packed with product,\u00a0much of which bears political\u00a0slogans advocating\u00a0such radical\u00a0objectives\u00a0as equality and peace.\u00a0&#8220;Love Ain&#8217;t the Problem&#8221; is inspired by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/05\/manifest-equality-894\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Eddie Colla&#8217;s &#8220;Just Married,&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0supports\u00a0equal marriage rights for same-sex couples.\u00a0I bought\u00a0a hoodie bearing the text &#8220;Rage is not revolution,&#8221; and wore it proudly in the days following the shooting of Congresswoman\u00a0Gabrielle Giffords and\u00a018 others. And one with the stenciled words &#8220;If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission&#8221; was purchased as a gift.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2271\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2271\" data-attachment-id=\"2271\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/12\/just-add-pants-2265\/add_pants\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/add_pants.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"200,214\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"add_pants\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;&#8220;Just add pants&#8221;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/add_pants.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/add_pants.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2271\" title=\"add_pants\" src=\"http:\/\/www.postdiluvianphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/add_pants.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"214\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2271\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Just add pants&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>If you&#8217;re in the Bay Area I encourage you to check out fiftyseven-thirtythree\u00a0(and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.modernmousegifts.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Modern Mouse<\/a>). They&#8217;re\u00a0open Tuesday &#8211; Saturday, noon (slackers!)\u00a0&#8211; 6:00pm.\u00a0Their digits are 510-547-5733, as the cool kids say. They&#8217;re also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Oakland-CA\/fiftyseven-thirtythree\/105870220719 \" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">on Facebook<\/a>. Duh.<\/p>\n<p>Michael Singman-Aste<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.PostdiluvianPhoto.com\">Postdiluvian Photo<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Modern Mouse is easily the hippest store in Alameda&#8217;s Southshore mall, aka\u00a0&#8220;Alameda Towne Centre.&#8221; :p It&#8217;s got an\u00a0Etsy feel (many of their designers do have an Etsy store), and lots of stuff you never knew you needed but, once you see it, can&#8217;t live without: Fuzzy monster purses by Ghoulie Girls. 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